AISubs v3.7
Yadon and Taisa and Diodo and Nomura and Uchimura and Akita!
Your voices are...
- You scared me. - Akita!
- I thought you hated me. - It's my first time seeing you like this.
- I'm gonna kill you. - Why me?
Your voice is coming out of your own face! Akita!
- I deny my personality! - You're such a terrible guy.
My voice is coming out of my own face, too! Akita!
If my voice comes out of your own face, it'd be refreshing.
- Should we do a mouth pack or just do it like this? - Let's try it.
- Yadon and Taisa... - It's not coming out of you at all!
Thank you for joining us! We are... Yumemaru and Taisa!
- Wow, that's new. - We thought it'd be really refreshing...
- If we did a whole video of this. - Yeah.
This time, Yadon and Taisa are going to film a video...
- Where Yumemaru and I are going back and forth. - No way, you're going to bully me.
You're going to make me look like I'm saying "chinchin, boko boko."
- What are you talking about? - Just in case, Yumemaru and I are going to do it seriously.
- Oh, you're going to do it seriously. - That's right.
This is the video we're filming today!
Ta-dah!
I don't know if you guys know this, but...
- We're going to use a nail polish... - Yumemaru and I are going to do it seriously.
We're going to use a nail polish and film a video.
- You don't know about this, do you? - I don't know about it at all.
- I didn't know there were so many of them. - I don't know about this at all.
- This is crazy. - If you two don't say funny things, I won't say funny things either.
- I'm looking forward to it. - Making it funny with a nail polish is impossible.
- But... - But it's funny, right?
- But it does look funny. - It does look fun.
- So, without further ado, I'll leave everything up to you. - Okay.
- Turn it on! - Whoa, you scared me.
[Nail polish]
- I have five fingers. - I'm Ryo.
- I have five legs and five fingers. - I'm Ushimegane.
- Okay, show me what you've got. - Leave it to me!
- Dun-dun-dun! - Kon-kon-kon-kon-kon-kon!
- Dun-dun-dun! - This is all of it.
- What could this be? - I don't know either. What is this?
- I think it's something you put on your eyes. - Eh?
- Shall we apply it? Thank you very much. - Okay.
- What did you leave out? - It's a brand new one.
- I've put it on my girlfriend before. - Disgusting. - Disgusting? - Yes.
- Um... I left my nails there when I raised them. - That's why...
- Stop it now! - Meow kiss. - Is this a scalp spam? - No. - Is this a finger sign? - No.
- We have to complete it at the auction. - You're just talking nonsense. At first, it's like Gucci.
- Okay, let's go. - You idiot. - Okay, let's do it. - Yeah. - Let's put it on. - One, two...
- Start! - Welcome. - Yes. - Which one do you like?
- I like Yumemaru-like nails, but... - Is it expensive? - Ah, he's already dead.
- Oh, it's this. - These nails are delicious. - Hmm? - Isn't it too short? - Okay, let's put it on. - Time. - Hmm? - Konjac.
- It's konjac, but I changed the contents. - This is already poop. - Daho. - It's dirty, so I don't need it anymore. - This looks delicious.
- It's rice from New Zealand. - It's good. - I think it's good. - No, it's good because it's from Kitakoma. - Okay, I'll move on to the next one. - I hope you don't cool it down. - I don't care about you. - Next up is this.
- I got this from an old man in Gifu. - It's dirty. - Wow, isn't this a hamburger? - Huh? What? - No, it's a hamburger. - Normally you'd change it, right? - No, you'd leave it all out, right? Give it back.
- Isn't this a rhino? - Oh, you're right. - Look, it's written here. - I thought it was a turtle. - You're right. - It's a turtle shell. - Which part is this? - I don't know, but I want to try it. - It's blue, so... - These nails... Oh, I can't do it. - Let's give up. - Huh? - Ew. - Huh? - Why is it like this? - Seriously? - I think it'll open.
- Are you serious? - Why? Why would you say something like that? - If you put this on here, it'll open up. - Oh, really? - Then it'll open up.
- This is sad. - This is a production hunt, and I'd like to see how Ryo-kun reacts.
- Let's do it. - Okay.
- Hey, isn't this bad? - Hey, isn't this a hit for GariGari-kun? - Is it a hit?
- Are you friends with him? - What? What is this?
- Production hunt. I'd like to kill Ryo-kun with this. - It looks delicious.
- Okay, show me your claws. - Scary.
- Oh... - Yellow?
- Doesn't it feel nice and tingly? - Of course it does, production hunt.
- What is that? - There's a poison called production hunt.
- I'll put this on. - Oh.
- This will work. - I'll put this radiation device on and...
- Okay, I'll die. - Hey, really die.
- Is it okay? I'll really do it. Is it okay? - Hey, don't get carried away.
- I'll kill you. - Let's be friends with radiation.
- Oh, it's over. - Isn't it okay now?
- Huh? Wait. It's tingling.
- It's production hunt.
- By the way, I came up with a really funny pun. Will you listen to me?
- Okay. - "Jonmage" - "Lost virginity"
- That's crazy. - You're a genius.
- I'll fry and eat this too.
- If you eat it raw, you'll hurt your stomach.
- Heels and elbows... Oh, elbows. I'll mix it up.
- Then I think this will be the back of my feet.
- Oh, you're good.
- T-this is... - Legendary Camembert cheese.
- I've never paid at a convenience store. - Huh?
- No, it's always full. - But you don't have a sense of sin or anything, do you?
- There's no way I'd pay for it. I'm God's child. My parent is Zeus.
- Oh.
- Southern Myoho Almond Mirror, Southern Myoho Almond Mirror...
- Heaven cannot create people above me.
- Yes, through here...
- Oh, no, I fell. - Oh, I messed up a little.
- I'm going to eat it with tea.
- Hey, when are you going to do this? - I don't like it anymore!
- Isn't it too long? - Why? What's this?
- I've been doing it for seven hours just by doing my nails. - I've been doing it.
- I've been overdoing it for seven hours. Look at this mouth movement.
- Isn't it good enough? - I'm scared.
- I'm doing my best. Do you know?
- I don't know what you're talking about in the beginning, but we're matching it to the movement of our mouths.
- It took us about an hour and a half and 30 seconds to move forward.
- It's been five minutes now, hasn't it?
- We're already doing our best.
- We're just going to do our nails from now on.
- That's enough! - That's enough!
- No! - No!
- My nails are diamond-colored.
- A long time ago, I used to do my nails like this with my grandpa and my grandma.
- Try doing it ten times. - I won't say it.
- Oh, yeah. - Ando is doing it.
- Oh, what are you doing? - I'm making a manco russi.
- Is this the end of it? - I want to sit down and eat. I have to wash my hands when I get home.
- Oh! - Oh!
- What is it? What is it? What is it? - It's a pine cone, isn't it?
- Well, let's check it out. - Yes! - You'll definitely be popular.
- Here's the strongest nail. - It's a tropical location.
- No, it's a thousand eyes sacrifice. - No, it was really hard.
- No, it's too hard. - No, I'll never do it again. - No, take off your glasses. I'll kill you.
- I'll kill you. - Next time, Ryo will die!
- Wow, I'm looking forward to it! - Look forward to it!
- Hey, don't write it!
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